Frequently asked questions
Frequently asked questions
When will my order arrive?
When will my order arrive?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days. Delivery inside the US takes 8–14 days after that, and you'll get tracking either way.
How big is the pillow?
How big is the pillow?
Roughly 16" wide, 10" tall and 6" deep — about the size of a standard couch cushion. It photographs smaller than it arrives.
What's it made of, and how do I clean it?
What's it made of, and how do I clean it?
A soft-touch plush cover over slow-rebound foam. The cover unzips fully and machine washes cold — tumble dry low, keep the foam insert out of the machine.
Is the packaging discreet?
Is the packaging discreet?
Completely. Plain outer box, no branding, no product imagery and no pricing. It can go straight to a recipient's address without spoiling anything.
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
30 days from delivery, any reason at all — including "it was funnier in my head." Full refund, no restocking fee.
Do you do bulk or group orders?
Do you do bulk or group orders?
Yes. Bachelor parties, office gift exchanges and stag weekends are most of what we ship. Get in touch through the contact page and we'll sort pricing.